When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew
When you see one of your mutuals getting dragged on your dash but they didn’t reblog your post that time.
"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.
“Pranked my mom by knocking on a random hotel door while we was walking”